College Football: Dabo Swinney’s Soybean Wind and 13 Other Coach Anagrams

Jan 10, 2015; Arlington, TX, USA; TCU Horned Frogs head football coach Gary Patterson poses for a photo with the the Eddie Robinson Coach of the Year trophy during a reception at Renaissance Hotel Dallas. Mandatory Credit: Tommy Gilligan-USA TODAY Sports

Gary Patterson

• Pageantry rots
• Strategy apron
• Tapestry organ
• Grayest patron
• Pant or gyrate
• Entropy gas art
• Tyrants gore pa
• Tyrants ego rap

“Pageantry rots” sounds vaguely punk rock, which may be a good way to describe TCU football, as well. Sure, TCU isn’t a blue blood program, but you’re going to pay attention to them. They won’t be ignored.

Then again, “tyrants ego rap” would suggest an entirely different genre of music.

But, in any case, “entropy gas art” is the clear winner here.

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